Jeremy Green
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Just because her name could be masculine, there’s nothing manly about beautiful brunette and erection inspirer Jeremy Green. One look and you’ll be mad (and hard) for her. Mad at her too, as she’s had such a short career. She debuted in Hotshot (1987) but wasn’t much of one professionally speaking, as she then only went on to appear in a segment from Creepshow 2 (1987) and one episode of My Life and Times in the early ‘90s before disappearing from view. If you want to enjoy her brief view, then check out her creepers in Creepshow 2. She showed both of them. The scene doesn’t take place until an hour into the movie, but trust us when we say it’s worth the wait. Jeremy lies sleeping on a dock while a guy pulls up her shirt to admire her perky pair. Kinda creepy…but that must be why it’s called Creepshow! While Mr. Skin can never be too disappointment when a specimen is kind enough to show her goods at least once, it’s still a minor tragedy that a piece of meat like Green has disappeared from our screens entirely. Even if her career consisted entirely of clothed ventures it would be better than nothing. When you look as good as Jeremy, you can easily strut your stuff and still manage to cause a stiffy in spectators. Whatever the reason for her departure from movies, Skin Central will forever be thankful for her one chesticle shot. At least Green didn’t let our balls turn completely blue before her exit!